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gullible-squirrels:

but seriously, this person at my school had the best locker.

clacl:

taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped

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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

sirenboy:

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dude i hope you know that “je suis le pain” translates into “i am the bread”

princeburrito:

date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with. 

fozmeadows:

imsirius:

Your character falls into the “friend zone” - Is this primarily a man’s problem, or are women put in the friend zone as well? x

DANIEL RADCLIFFE FOR ALL THE AWARDS

ALL OF THEM

oldzio-olditore:

Finished with Mr. Corvo Attano! 

thequeenstons:

This is one of the biggest “fuck you“‘s to completionists I’ve ever seen

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

unfollowfriday:

leaving the house with new clothes on

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