but seriously, this person at my school had the best locker.
taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped
spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
dude i hope you know that “je suis le pain” translates into “i am the bread”
date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with.
Finished with Mr. Corvo Attano!
This is one of the biggest “fuck you“‘s to completionists I’ve ever seen
just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government
leaving the house with new clothes on